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Tradesmen hired to construct an Imperial superweapon bear responsibility for their own deaths because contractors must weigh lethal client hazards against lucrative paydays.
AI-assisted summary of Clerks - Death Star Contractors — original source. Check the original for full context.
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Key ideas
- Dante and Randal debate the morality of the Star Wars franchise, contrasting the completed first Death Star with the unfinished second Death Star destroyed in Return of the Jedi. (0:03)
- Randal argues that thousands of civilian independent contractors—such as plumbers and roofers hired to build the second Death Star—were innocent victims of the Rebel Alliance's attack. (1:10)
- A professional roofer from Done and Ready Home Improvements refutes Randal's theory, arguing that contractors are fully responsible for the risks associated with accepting work from dangerous or corrupt clients. (2:05)
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## Background This video was uploaded to YouTube by the channel Abs on August 29, 2009. No show notes or description were provided by the uploader.
## TL;DR While working at the counter, Dante Hicks and Randal Graves debate the merits of Star Wars endings, leading Randal to argue that the destruction of the unfinished second Death Star in Return of the Jedi was morally corrupt because it killed thousands of innocent civilian contractors. An eavesdropping customer from Done and Ready Home Improvements interrupts the discussion, claiming that a tradesman's personal politics always come into play when accepting high-risk jobs. Sharing an anecdote about dodging a deadly mob hit by turning down a contract for gangster Dominic 'Babyface' Bambino, the roofer asserts that any contractor working on an Imperial superweapon knowingly assumed the lethal risk.
## Atmosphere & style The exchange captures a dry, deadpan slacker dynamic where mundane retail boredom fuels hyper-detailed, absurd pop-culture philosophy. The mood shifts effortlessly from Dante and Randal's casual, dismissive bickering into an unexpectedly solemn and earnest sermon from an eavesdropping customer. Watching the debate feels like listening in on an authentic convenience-store argument, grounding galactic fantasy in gritty, everyday blue-collar reality.
## Bulletin - [00:03](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=3s) Dante and Randal debate the morality of the Star Wars franchise, contrasting the completed first Death Star with the unfinished second Death Star destroyed in Return of the Jedi. - [01:10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=70s) Randal argues that thousands of civilian independent contractors—such as plumbers and roofers hired to build the second Death Star—were innocent victims of the Rebel Alliance's attack. - [02:05](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=125s) A professional roofer from Done and Ready Home Improvements refutes Randal's theory, arguing that contractors are fully responsible for the risks associated with accepting work from dangerous or corrupt clients.
## Key takeaways - [00:03](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=3s) Dante prefers The Empire Strikes Back over Return of the Jedi because its downbeat ending feels more realistic than a victory alongside Muppets. - [00:03](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=3s) The destruction of the original Death Star is viewed by Randal as morally clean because it was fully finished and staffed strictly by Imperial military personnel. - [00:03](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=3s) The second Death Star in Return of the Jedi was actively under construction when destroyed, complicating the ethics of the Rebel Alliance's assault. - [01:10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=70s) Randal asserts that Stormtroopers lack the trade skills to install toilets and aluminum siding, necessitating outside civilian labor. - [01:10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=70s) According to Randal, the contractors on the second Death Star were politically neutral everyday workers seduced by lucrative government contracts. - [01:10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=70s) Randal characterizes the Rebel Alliance's destruction of the unfinished battle station as left-wing militants killing noncombatants. - [02:05](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=125s) A visiting customer from Done and Ready Home Improvements intervenes to argue that a contractor's personal politics must guide job selection. - [02:05](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=125s) The roofer recounts turning down a lucrative roofing gig for notorious gangster Dominic 'Babyface' Bambino due to safety risks. - [02:05](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=125s) A colleague who took the Bambino job in his place was murdered during a hit carried out by the rival Falcone family. - [02:05](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=125s) The roofer concludes that independent contractors working on the Death Star were culpable for their own deaths because they prioritized money over conscience.
## Detailed walkthrough ### [00:03](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=3s) Debating Star Wars Endings and the Two Death Stars
Dante Hicks is preoccupied with his own personal drama, trying to tell Randal Graves that a newspaper announcement was true and that Caitlin Bree is actually getting married. Randal completely ignores Dante’s crisis, brushing it aside by asking him what movie he preferred between *Return of the Jedi* and *The Empire Strikes Back*. When Dante answers *Empire*, Randal calls it blasphemy, prompting Dante to defend his pick on the grounds that *The Empire Strikes Back* had a far superior, realistic ending: Luke Skywalker loses his hand and discovers Darth Vader is his father, Han Solo is frozen in carbonite and hauled off by Boba Fett, and the film concludes on an absolute low note. Dante argues that this reflects real life, explaining, “I mean that's what life is a series of down endings all all Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.”
Randal pivots the conversation toward a realization he had while rewatching *Return of the Jedi*. He points out that the Galactic Empire had to construct a second Death Star. The original space station was fully operational and completely finished before Luke Skywalker destroyed it, meaning its destruction was ethically clean because it was strictly populated by the Imperial military, officers, and dignitaries. By contrast, the second Death Star was still incomplete and in the middle of construction when the Rebel Alliance, led by Lando Calrissian, blew it up. For years, that detail had bothered Randal, and he finally figured out why the rebel victory felt morally compromised the second time around.
[01:10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=70s) The Plight of the Independent Contractors
Randal explains his theory: a colossal building project like the second Death Star would demand vastly more labor than the Imperial Army could ever supply on its own. To finish the battle station quickly and quietly, the Empire would have had to hire external labor, bringing in outside plumbers, roofers, and aluminum siders rather than relying solely on Imperial personnel. As Randal rhetorically asks Dante, “think the average Stormtrooper knows how to install a toilet man all they know is killing in white uniforms.”
When Dante asks why Randal is so distressed by the battle station's destruction, Randal passionately argues that thousands of innocent civilian contractors were obliterated in an attack on an unfinished facility. From Randal's perspective, these tradesmen were everyday people trying to earn a living to support a suburban family and pay a mortgage. Enticed by a lucrative government contract with exceptional benefits, they were suddenly slaughtered by "leftwing militants" firing lasers within a three-mile radius. In Randal's eyes, these blue-collar workers were politically neutral noncombatants who had no stake in the Galactic Civil War, only to end up as collateral damage.
```mermaid flowchart TD accTitle: The Two Death Stars Moral Comparison accDescr: Diagram illustrating Randal Graves' moral distinction between the destruction of the first and second Death Stars.
subgraph DS1["First Death Star (A New Hope)"] A["Status: Completed & Operational"] --> B["Personnel: Stormtroopers & Imperial Military"] B --> C["Blown up by Luke Skywalker"] C --> D["Verdict: Evil punished; no moral ambiguity"] end
subgraph DS2["Second Death Star (Return of the Jedi)"] E["Status: Under Active Construction"] --> F["Personnel: Imperial forces + Independent Contractors"] F --> G["Blown up by Rebels (Lando Calrissian)"] G --> H["Verdict: Innocent blue-collar workers killed"] end ```
[02:05](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=125s) A Roofer's Perspective on Collateral Risk
An eavesdropping customer interrupts the conversation at the counter to find out what they are arguing about. Dante summarizes Randal’s stance, stating that his friend is trying to persuade him that independent contractors killed on the unfinished Death Star were innocent casualties. The customer introduces himself as a professional roofer from Done and Ready Home Improvements and immediately pushes back against Randal's argument, declaring, “and speaking as a roofer I can tell you roofer's personal politics comes into play heavily when choosing jobs.”
The customer shares a personal anecdote from three weeks earlier, when he was offered a simple reshingling job on a lavish property up in the hills. The clients offered to double his rate if he could knock the entire job out in a single day, but upon realizing the home belonged to the notorious gangster Dominic "Babyface" Bambino, the roofer decided the hazard outweighed the payday. Acting on his personal politics, he turned down the contract and passed it along to a friend. The very next week, the rival Falcone family launched a hit on Bambino's house, and the friend was gunned down before he could even finish reshingling the roof. The contractor points out that he survived because he respected the danger associated with that specific client, concluding that any contractor working on an Imperial superweapon knew full well the lethal hazard they were stepping into. If they died, it was entirely their own doing, because, as he taps his chest to emphasize, a true professional listens to their conscience rather than their wallet.
- The customer works for Done and Ready Home Improvements. - The gangster whose house was offered for reshingling was Dominic "Babyface" Bambino. - The rival mob family behind the drive-by shooting was the Falcone family. - The roofer’s closing lesson to Dante and Randal: “A roofer listens to this, not his wallet.”
## Notable quotes > [02:05](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&t=125s) and speaking as a roofer I can tell you roofer's personal politics comes into play heavily when choosing jobs. — Customer
## Mentioned Dante Hicks, Randal Graves, Caitlin Bree, Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Han Solo, Boba Fett, Lando Calrissian, Dominic "Babyface" Bambino, Falcone family, Done and Ready Home Improvements, Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi, Death Star, Galactic Empire, Rebel Alliance
[Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA)